First of all, I would like to wish my friend Zhang Xiaofang, who has already entered the glorious ranks of teachers, a happy Teacher's Day. Furthermore, I would like to wish a happy holiday to Miss Wang, our English teacher, who has already become a wife and a mother. Your beautiful figure is in our youth, and we have you for a lifetime... Haha... Also, I would like to wish my elementary school teachers. I wish you all the best. (Although elementary school is no longer there.) To those teachers who tried to motivate me, I will extend my middle finger to greet you. To those old perverts who tried to humiliate me, I will still extend my middle finger to greet your mothers. Today is Teacher's Day. May Confucius, Xunzi, Han Feizi, and Laozi be happy in heaven.
Teacher's Day.
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The text is about Teacher's Day and the author is sending well wishes to their teacher friends and former teachers. They also mention their English teacher and express gratitude towards them. The author also mentions their primary school teachers and sends well wishes to them. They express their disdain towards teachers who tried to motivate them and insulted them. The author concludes by saying that they hope Confucius, Xunzi, Han Feizi, and Laozi are happy in heaven on Teacher's Day.