Teacher's Day.

First of all, I would like to wish my friend Zhang Xiaofang, who has already entered the glorious ranks of teachers, a happy Teacher's Day. Furthermore, I would like to wish a happy holiday to Miss Wang, our English teacher, who has already become a wife and a mother. Your beautiful figure is in our youth, and we have you for a lifetime... Haha... Also, I would like to wish my elementary school teachers. I wish you all the best. (Although elementary school is no longer there.) To those teachers who tried to motivate me, I will extend my middle finger to greet you. To those old perverts who tried to humiliate me, I will still extend my middle finger to greet your mothers. Today is Teacher's Day. May Confucius, Xunzi, Han Feizi, and Laozi be happy in heaven.

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